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The Dick Gibson Show
Posted Monday, February 8, at 5:27 PM
When I started college I dreamed of being a disc jockey. I paid for school working nights in a hospital as an orderly and bed maker, and as I emptied bedpans or made beds I listened to Franklin Hobbs on WCCO in Minneapolis, or to Long John Neble on WOR out in far away New York City. Hobbs was famous for his honeyed voice and for playing Acker Bilk at least once or twice every night. Neble by contrast, was kind of a tough guy who abided no sentimentality. I recall one Christmas Eve when he spent the whole night talking about the CIA in Vietnam and never mentioned the holiday. I wanted to be those guys and to have the power to feed the silent vacuum of night with sound.

The Dick Gibson Show, the 1971 novel by the incomparable Stanley Elkin, is the story of an itinerant disc jockey. It begins with that itinerant, Dick Gibson, being thrown quite unprepared onto the air as a radio announcer at a little station in Butte, Montana. Instantly, Gibson discovers that radio is no more and no less than his voice: before going on the air he was no one, no man; on the air he becomes someone, the one.

Elkin also has Dick Gibson discover the power of language, and how media personalities perform the critical function of helping people and groups define themselves--even when the definitions they come up with make little sense for their own well-being. The most obvious example is of how voters return the same politicians to office year after year, mostly because of the language the politician uses about sharing our burdens, or how he or she will promote opportunities that are specific to us--and exclusionary of less deserving groups. Yet, all we know for sure is that they all leave office far wealthier and more secure then when they entered office, regardless of whether or not our circumstances have improved.

Hypocrisy is not a new phenomenon. What seems new is the extent to which we tolerate it today. We know that Harry and Bess Truman had to borrow money to move their belongings out of the White House when they returned home to Independence. And we know that Bill Clinton, and Gerald Ford for that matter, were relatively well-off but not wealthy men when entering office, and became Grand Pashas when leaving. They did not have to borrow money to move the coffee pot and toaster back home, and I gainsay that few people lower down on the political food chain are strapped for cash when they leave Washington.

The language--talk--originating from electronic media may be the key to why Americans have become so tolerant of such hypocrisy. Early on Gibson says, "I will be a good radio man because I will rid myself of all dialect and speak only Midwest American Standard...and have a sense of bond, and eschew the private and wild and unacceptable. I will throw myself into the melting pot while it's at the very boil and will pass a law to protect the typical. I will honor the mass, revere the regular. I will consent to consensus. And I will...daily pray to keep down those qualities in myself that are suspect or insufficiently public-spirited or divergent from the ideal."

What Elkin is saying is that Americans want to hear what they want to hear--and will seek out personalities who agrees to whisper sweet nothings into their ears. We agree that deficits are bad and that raising taxes is bad--we consent to these public-spirited ideals--but we won't talk about the fact that Americans 65 years and older are subsidized on average $25,000 a year ($14,000 from Social Security and $11,000 from Medicare)--and that these subsidies cannot be sustained. Robert Samuelson, from the Washington Post, refers to this as "America's candor gap".

Talk radio hosts and their cohorts on television--from either the political left or right--easily if not fluently or elegantly tell listeners what they want to hear. In fact, listeners so intimately know what their representative will say, before they even say it, that they have assuredly stopped listening by now. Elkin describes this phenomenon when he has Gibson, while working as "Marshall Maine" at KROP, a small station in western Nebraska, begin each show with the usual happy talk and opinions--before launching into several hours of raw obscenities and recorded baboon-like noises. No one notices the change because the initial patter was so familiar.

By all means, we should continue to enjoy listening to Rush Limbaugh call President Obama a Socialist, and to encourage Bill Maher to make us laugh at the latest Sarah Palin joke. But will Rush--or any public intellectual--ever say candidly that "you" have to give up "your" social security and Medicare, and most defense spending, to avoid paying roughly 50% in taxes? Will Bill--or any public intellectual--ever say candidly that we need to accept deficits that no bond buyer will ever agree to finance to keep what we currently enjoy? More to the point, will we become honest and mature enough as a people to choose between high taxes, huge deficits, or massive cuts in benefits?



Stephen King and Under the Dome
Posted Monday, January 25, at 4:38 PM

I have a picture in my office of Stephen King and John Irving sitting behind a table at what must have been a writer's conference. The picture is from the mid 90s when both Irving and King were at the top of their games. Irving stares off into the middle distance and studiously ignores King, who sits to his left and gazes at Irving with an expression that may either be hero worship, or hurt feelings. ...



Tim McKinney, Downtown, and So Long
Posted Saturday, January 16, at 3:18 PM

Everyone knows that Berryville's Mayor, Tim McKinney hit a rough patch last year. My general view on such matters is to throw no stones. Although it was a long time ago, I've been drunk as a skunk behind the wheel, and I've smoked a fatty or two--again, a long time ago. It was only sheer luck that kept me out of the papers and out of jail...



10 Books to Read in 2010
Posted Thursday, December 24, at 12:58 PM

As long as writers keep manufacturing the bookseller's drug of choice, booksellers will keep dealing and reading--whether or not there are any buyers for what they sell. While we wait for the final verdict on the future of print, take a look at the following ten books that I read and enjoyed in 2009. They'll still be around for you to enjoy in 2010...



The Age of Miracles
Posted Saturday, December 5, at 4:42 PM

I attended a meeting recently about population migration, both here in the US, and around the world. I learned that 77% of the people in South America live in a city and that the vast interior of that entire continent is virtually empty--and is becoming emptier every day. There, rural people are moving as fast as they can to cities, for jobs, for an education, and for other opportunities...



Going Rogue by Sarah Palin
Posted Thursday, November 19, at 2:22 PM

Booksellers like books that sell well, and I am prepared to like Sarah Palin's Going Rogue very much. Amazon and Wal-Mart have complicated things a bit because they are price warring and selling the book below cost. Regardless, I intend to stroke manfully on and remain hopeful that I will find enough Christmas gift buyers to make back my costs, and perhaps a bit more...



Consult the Genius of the Place
Posted Friday, November 6, at 3:43 PM

I can clearly see my house, or the beginnings of my house, in the far background of a 1903 postcard of the First Christian Church in Berryville. In those days my house was a small white box sitting on a bit of treeless ground. The ground looks like an over-grazed pasture and there are bumps and rocky hiccups thrown across it. It's a bit of a mess...



The Awkward Age
Posted Wednesday, October 21, at 3:47 PM

I received the offer of a scooter today in the mail. I'm not talking about a Vespa-like conveyance that I might use to buzz around Venice and pick up hot Italian Babes with offers of a ride and cappuccino (as a prelude to bigger and better things). No, the scooter in question is the battery operated variety that you see parked in the pharmacy line inside Wal-Mart. ...



On Deafness and the Middle Distance
Posted Tuesday, October 13, at 4:32 PM

Deaf and near deaf people such as myself operate in a world that I think was best captured by classical Chinese painters. Their pictures have no middle distance: we see figures in the fore ground, and we see mountains in the far ground, but what we see in the middle is left to the imagination and must be perceived: the middle distances are empty. So it is with the imagined and perceived sounds the deaf and near deaf hear...



Off My Nut in Johannesburg
Posted Sunday, September 27, at 7:34 AM

I am sitting in the airport in Johannesburg waiting for a flight to Atlanta. The wait is interminable, as is all waiting these days. I feel like beating myself about the head and shoulders with my briefcase. Maybe I'll knock myself unconscious and stay knocked out until I land in Georgia. Oh joy! But I resist. The guy sitting across from me--reading a Suspicious Paperback--might think I'm off my nut and hail the police...



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Ubiquitous is a word that means "everywhere." We all know that there are lots of pigs in the world. Some good pigs like Wilbur in Charlotte's Web...and some bad pigs too, like the pigs in Orwell's Animal Farm. I have a picture of a beautiful Yorkshire hog diving off a board into a pretty county pond. The pig is smiling. He is a good pig. Good pigs are everywhere. Happy, friendly, useful pigs. And then there are the bad pigs. Remember when you mother admonished you? "Don't be a pig!" she'd command. She was telling you not to be selfish, and to think of other people. Your mom (and my mom) hoped that we would consider the feelings and rights of other people. This blog is about good things and bad things: good and bad things happening in Carroll County, good and bad books, good and bad food. Thanks for taking a look.
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